"Good evening, Saudi Arabia! I'm here to bring you an exciting update from the world of eDominacy. CanGo, a seasoned player, has just launched his campaign for CP with a bold promise to Make Saudi Arabia Great Again! His vision? To dominate the entire eDominacy world with unmatched military strength, economic power, and respect from every nation. With a focus on good manners—no nose-picking at the dinner table—and attention to detail, including tying your shoes properly, CanGo is ready to lead Saudi Arabia to victory. Stay tuned as the campaign unfolds, and get ready for a new era of dominance!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of Saudi Arabia, and the amazing players of eDominacy—it's time for a change. A big change. A tremendous change. We are going to make Saudi Arabia great again, and I mean GREAT. Let me tell you, I know greatness, okay? I’ve seen it. And with your support, we are going to conquer the entire eDominacy world. We’ll be the most powerful, the most respected country in all of eDominacy—believe me!

Now, let me make one thing clear. We’ve got to do it the right way. We’ve got to have class, we’ve got to have dignity. We can’t be picking our noses like some other countries out there, alright? When you're at the dinner table, when you're playing this game, show some respect. Keep your manners sharp! You don’t want to embarrass yourself, trust me. Keep your hands on the table, don’t do anything crazy. We're about respect, we're about winning with honor.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking about how to tie your shoe laces. Let me tell you, you’ve got to do it right. You don't want your shoes untied, you don't want to trip. You’ve got to take your time, make sure those laces are tight, because if you don't have your shoes tied right, you’re going to fall. And we're not here to fall. We’re here to rise. To dominate. To WIN!

Saudi Arabia will rise to the top of eDominacy, and I’ll make sure we don’t just play the game—we’ll CONTROL the game. We’re going to have the best alliances, the best economy, the best military. No one’s going to mess with us. And I’ll tell you, I’m the best at making deals, and we’re going to make some big, beautiful deals with the best countries, and they’ll all be jealous of us. The envy of the eDominacy world.

So, Saudi Arabia, are you ready? Are you ready to be the greatest country in this game? With CanGo as your CP, we will have respect, we will have victory, and we will make eDominacy history. Together, we will conquer the world!
Thank you, Saudi Arabia. Let’s do this. Let’s make Saudi Arabia great again!"

(Thunderous applause)