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FlyingCondor - Новине из Serbia -
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Објављено у Serbia - Друштвена догађања и забава - 30 Jun 2024 05:34 - 2


                                  Beginning!


                This artickle is about owner!


I writing this article to say how I started playing this game and how I see this game for now.


I started playing this game before 1-2 months since my sister started playing this thing and in first i just did that bcs she needed for mission but well I started in  middle of some big battles and I didn't know is my enemy or ally so I attacked everyone on my way(damage 1,000😏). Yes! I was nightmare for all enemies or allies with a highest damage ever atleast I thought that because I didn't know how numbers working in this game and statistics, so I was happy that bcs I was turning all your hairy asses to dust. Then I realized my first mistake, i didn't do any f damage and I was just the last poop you know, when u take big shit and after 10 minutes u need to throw out last one, that one was ME.

Well since I started i am broken asf, no money or cash. In that time i was fought for Bosnia and I needed to was their asses to give me some wep and other things🥲. I was used, slaved and discriminated for house q1, i had hard time.
My own sister(Lesley), Red Eagle and others locked me in room and didn't allowed me to attack anymore because I started war with allies, bcs my sister said just to attack and I did that. I didn't know i attacking allies so I was locked and tortured with different kind of knifes and machines for screws.
I escaped in Serbia and still struggling and licking serbian asses for wep and dinnars, since I am still broken. So i made this newspapers to introduce something new and different. Licking your asses for money😔, officially i am ass licker💯.

POINT OF STORY:

I am new player, broken and need help.
If you wanna be my hero to save me from slavery send me some donation and I will make article about YOU as player.


If you don’t send donation i will shit on you bcs I am f bird man.



Best regards from FlyingCondor 

o7






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All words are used in sarcastic way, big love for Bosnia and Serbia o7
And your sister Lesley, noob!