Dobro jutro Hrvatska, želi vam novoosnovani Habsburški List te njegov glavni urednik i osnivač, moja malenkost. Uz nova burna događanja ovog svijeta, te zvijerske i podmukle neprijateljske propagande usmjerene na pošteni hrvatski narod, nisam imao drugog izbora nego boriti se uljem protiv vatre. Prije nego što krenemo u bijeli svijet, moramo se osvrnuti na događaje doma, stoga krenimo.



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Nakon duge i prosperitetne vladavine predsjednika BatkoBatistute, došlo je vrijeme za promjene na još bolje, ako je to uopće moguće. Zbog povećanih turbolencija u svjetskom poretku i sve rastućih tenzija, BatkoBatistuta nam se zahvalio na povjerenju koje smo mu pružili, te je dao ostavku na mjestu predsjednika. Pokrenut je impeach zakon, te je jednoglasnom odlukom saborskih zastupnika odabran novi predsjednik, mac1990.

Mac je svima poznato lice, kako domaćima, tako i strancima. Njegovu vještinu u diplomaciji može samo zasjeniti njegovo umijeće u ratovanju. Veteran mnogih prošlih igara, bio je ministar obrane, bio je predsjednik, bio je vođa. Nema pozicije koja ga vidjela nije, a da samo područje pozicije nije beneficiralo. Spreman žrtvovati vlastito vrijeme, živce, proračun (državni i vlastiti u jednakoj mjeri), zla je kob svih lopova, prijatelj južnih Slavena, gospodar rata, zapovjednik MU Guštera, čekić Bugara, Amerosjek,  te mnoge druge titule i vrline koje nećemo moći nabrojati zbog uštede vremena, ali s uvjerenjem možemo potvrditi da će ih novi predsjednik pokazati i na političkoj sceni i na bojnom polju.

Predsjednik je započeo svoju vladavinu strogim, ali pristojnim riječima: "Pozdrav svim fanovima, svi ste dobrodošli kod nas za vrijeme moje vladavine."

Moćne riječi, moćan početak, a bez trunke sumnje možemo predvidjeti i moćnu vladavinu. Hrvati s ponosom mogu Maca zvati Gospodine Predsjedniče!



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Crni oblaci su na vidiku i miris kiše je u zraku. Naši hrabri dečki s druge strane oceana brane hrvatske kolonije u sjevernoj Americi od gnjusnih terorističkih napada. Teroristička ćelija vođena ubačenim agentima Bosne i Hergovine pokušava naštetiti hrvatskoj dominaciji istočne obale Amerike. Vođa terorista Lesley neuspješno vodi borbe protiv superiornijih hrvatskih vojnika, ali zato uspješno krši NAP potpisan između Hrvatske i BiH. Nemojte se zavarati, dragi čitatelji jer je Lesley na bosanskom platnom spisku i predstavlja BiH kao ministrica vanjskih poslova.
BiH kostatno provocira RH, te vrijeđaju naše igrače nastojeći započeti rat kako bi liječili neke svoje komplekse i narušili mir koji vlada na Balkanu i šire.

Hrvatski protektorati Italije i Austrije uživaju u periodu mira, no i one mogu očekivati nemire i bune podmetnute od velikobosanskih sabotera. SAO Italija i SAO Kanada ne daju nikakve naznake o budućim tenzijama, te se nadamo da predsjenik Srbije Batasha nema teritorijalne pretenzije na hrvatske van-balkanske posjede. Od ostalih susjednih država, Slovenija uživa našu zaštitu, dok Mađari gledaju svoja posla.

Što se Balkana tiče, bure barute ostaje mu kao nadimak, a ove vrućine jamče suh barut. 

U Bugarskoj nakon objave njihovog predsjednika Alex95 da ruše vlastitu vladu, prekidaju sve diplomatske odnose sa svijetom, te nude svoje regije na poslužavniku, dogodio se preokret. Naime, Bugari su napravili ono što Bugari uvijek rade, a to je zabijanje noža u leđa. Samo dva dana nakon takozvanog 'raspuštanja Bugarske', Bugari gaze svoju riječ i potpisuju savez s dojučerašnjim protivnikom BiH. Koliko smo shvatili, bugarski razlog ovom izdajničkom i očajničkom činu je očuvanje stečenih bonusa. Bugari su pokazali da njihova riječ ima rok trajanja od 2 dana, a svoju izdaju su pravdali tako što su napadali naše i makedonske igrače.







Good morning Croatia, the newly founded Habsbuški List and its editor-in-chief and founder, my humble self, wish you well. With new turbulent events in this world, the abhorrent and insidious enemy propaganda aimed at the honest Croatian folk, I had no other choice but to fight fire with oil. Before we head out into the wider world, we need to look back at the affairs at home, so let's get started.


Local news

After a long and prosperous reign of president BatkoBatistuta, the time came for change for the better, if that is even possible. Because of increased turbulences in the world order and all-growing tensions, BatkoBatistuta thanked us citizens for the trust we placed in him, before resigning as the President. Impeach law was proposed and the new President, mac1990, was elected unanimously by the members of Parliament.

Mac is a familiar face to us all, both the locals and the foreigners. His skill in diplomacy can only be overshadowed by his expertise in warfare. Veteran of the many past games, he was a defense minister, a president, a leader. There was no position that saw him and did not benefit from his adroitness. He is ready to sacrifice his own free time, nerves, budget (the State's and his own in equal measure). He is a bane of all thieves, friend of southern Slavs, lord of war, commander of MU Gušteri, Hammer of Bulgars, Americanslayer and many other titles and virtues that we simply don't have time to name, but we can confirm with utmost conviction that the new President will show himself both on the political stage and the battlefield.

The President started his rule with firm, but polite words: "Greetings to all fans, you're all welcome here during my reign."

Powerful words, powerful begining and beyond a shadow of a doubt, powerful reign. Croats can with pride call Mac, Mister President!


The World

Black clouds are on horizon and a smell of rain is in the air. Our brave boys across the Pond defend Croatian colonies from the gut-churning terrorist attacks. A terrorist cell led by agents of Bosnia and Herzegovina is trying to thwart Croatian sovereignty of the East Coast. Leader of the terrorists, Lesley, unsuccessfully leads fights against superior Croatian forces, but she is successfully breaking the NAP between Croatia and BiH. Make no mistake, dear readers, for Lesley is on the Bosnian payroll and acts as the BiH's MoFA. Bosnia constantly provokes Republic of Croatia, they insult our players, trying to start a war in order to remedy their complexes and disrupt the peace in the Balkans and beyond.



Croatian protectorates of Italy and Austria enjoy a period of peace, but they too can expect unrest and uprisings caused by Bosnian saboteurs. SAO Italy and SAO Canada don't give any indication of future tensions and we hope that the President of Serbia, Batasha, has no territorial pretensions on Croatian non-Balkan possessions. From the remaining neighbours Slovania is under our protection, while Hungary keeps to itself.


As for the Balkans, powder keg remains its sobriquet and this heat guarantees a dry powder.

In Bulgaria, after the announcement of their president Alex95 that they are overthrowing their own government, breaking all diplomatic ties with the world and offering their regions on a platter, a reversal has happened. Namely, Bulgarians did what Bulgarians always do, which is stabbing in the back. Only two days after the so-called 'dismantlement of Bulgaria', the Bulgarians broke their own word and signed an alliance with yesterday's opponent BiH. As far as we understand, the Bulgarian reason for this treacherous and desperate act is to preserve their acquired bonuses. The Bulgarians showed that their word has a validity of 2 days, and they justified their betrayal by attacking Croatian and Macedonian players.

It seems that redrawing of borders is inevitable. New alliances are being formed, laws proposed and RWs raised. Croatia, as always, stands on the side of honesty and loyalty to its friends and allies.