Published in Croatia - Political debates and analysis - 29 Jun 2024 00:01 - 14
The Ministry of Education, at the behest of the Office of the President of Croatia and with blessing of the Government of Croatia, have thought fit to issue this Royal Proclamation, hereby to publish and declare to all our loving Citizens, that we have, with the advice of our Said Government, decided to laid claim, within the Countries and Islands ceded and confirmed to Croatia by the Treaties with neighbouring countries, four distinct and separate Protectorates, styled and called by the names of, Austria, France, Italy and Slovenia, and limited and bounded as follows, viz.
First - The Protectorate of Austria, bounded on Burgerland, Carinthia, Salzburg, Styria, and Upper and Lower Austria.
Secondly - The Protectorate of France, bounded to Auvergne, Burgundy, Brittany, Corsica, Limousin, Loire Valley, Upper and Lower Normandy, Paris Isle of France and Rhone Alps.
Thirdly - The Protectorate of Italy, bounded to Aosta Valley, Emilia-Romagna, Friuli-Venezia Giulia, Lombardy, Piedmont, Trentino-South Tyrol and Veneto.
Fourthly - The Protectorate of Slovenia, bounded to Upper, Inner and Lower Carniola, Prekmurje, Slovenian Littoral, Styria and Carinthia.
Slovakia and Czech Republic are spheres of influence, but not under our direct control.
The rest of France is still within Croatia's sphere of influence, despite giving Germany and Serbia their piece of the French land.
Let it be known far and wide: Supreme Leader and Commander of endless Croatian stocks Manga the Great, also known as Baba Yaga of Insurrectionists, Champion of the Poor and Father of the Nation supports smaller nations and communities as he proved by showing great and unprecedented act of mercy to the USA and gained trust of the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave.
As mighty and peerless Manga gave back the USA its territories, so too will he give to all those that beseech their case in cultured manner and plead within bounds of reasonable. He sends a message to the French people that Croatia is open to negotiations after the reshuffle on Monday, first of July 2024.
Our fearless leader wants the countries currently invading France know that he allowed them to invade without asking anything in return, despite the fact that invaders could be considered Croatia's enemies if we look at alliances' names. Yet, Croatia holds no grudge and is open for talks with anyone on the reshuffle Monday.
Under the Greater Croatian Empire's New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by force of arms. We will give no ground to our enemies and will stand together against attacks from within or without. Let the enemies of the Croatia take heed: those who challenge Croatian resolve will be crushed. We promise to our enemies an enternal wipe and shame.
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Mad Polar BearThe NotoriousKavehMangaComments (14)
O8
please review your rental agreement with Germany before claiming anything in Austria best of lucks to your Empire
Kaveh turn off your script for faster rice harvesting
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Hail
papiga je lopov! and cant fly
o7
o7
I’m too bored to read, can u make a brief?
o7 I like your style!
lmao